I'm not going to become a thief. I tried to do an escape room bank robbery once and it did not go well; they radioed in and asked if I needed a hint.
i’m not dead
I do think that buying an expensive top which pictures a cat riding a unicorn to be a good investment. Think about it; the top is clothing. Clothing stops you from being naked. BOOM. It's vital.
i have been reading disturbing things
Also, my next factual book after I finish 'The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over The World' is going to be about fish.
how to survive without a laptop
How on earth did they survive without a laptop, you demand of Wikipedia. (Oh. Wait. You can't look up anything on Wikipedia. Your laptop is as responsive as a stone.)
the test: a cinematic masterpiece
The scene is similar to one from a Shakespearean play or a Nicholas Spark movie, in that all three have people saying lines.
of words & books 