The course of true love shouldn't be covered with mental and/or physical bruises - Shakespeare (Possibly.)
recountings: the lantern bearers
I didn't precisely plagiarize 'The Lantern Bearers' when I wrote 'The Hard Way'. I was inspired by it.
elephant thieves, adventures in grammar, and taps.
To say I've gotten rusty with my writing skills is to say that the earth is round - both are facts and both should never be debated.
an interview with me, myself, and i
Unfortunately, I have not been hired to be a dragon-slayer, a super spy, or a MAGNIFICENT peacock trainer. This is a tragedy.
things that didn’t happen on my adventure
For a bookworm, this is a hard - nay, DEVASTATING - truth to face.
of words & books 