One of my characters has been giving me a little trouble. One day, once upon a time, I decided to have it out with him and wrote him a note. He responded. No, you may not doubt my sanity.
Dear Character,
You are as one-dimensional as a piece of paper and have less personality than a cardboard cut-out. You are giving me a headache.
I do not thank you for it.
Your Author.
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To my Author,
Who created me?
No love.
Character.
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Dear Character,
Who rebelled?
Author.
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