How on earth did they survive without a laptop, you demand of Wikipedia. (Oh. Wait. You can't look up anything on Wikipedia. Your laptop is as responsive as a stone.)
the test: a cinematic masterpiece
The scene is similar to one from a Shakespearean play or a Nicholas Spark movie, in that all three have people saying lines.
there were no dragon illustrations
Alternative title: mr darcy is a total babe.
recountings: bachelors anonymous
Indeed, if the Lady of Shalott had entered at this moment, he would have slapped her on the back and told her he knew just how she felt.
traumatised by books
An active imagination is somewhat of a curse and a blessing ... and occasionally a hinderance to visiting the bathroom.
