For a bookworm, this is a hard - nay, DEVASTATING - truth to face.
Category: ness talks about life
dinosaur thieves playing tag [movies i’ve watched]
I'm not going to become a thief. I tried to do an escape room bank robbery once and it did not go well; they radioed in and asked if I needed a hint.
i’m not dead
I do think that buying an expensive top which pictures a cat riding a unicorn to be a good investment. Think about it; the top is clothing. Clothing stops you from being naked. BOOM. It's vital.
how to survive without a laptop
How on earth did they survive without a laptop, you demand of Wikipedia. (Oh. Wait. You can't look up anything on Wikipedia. Your laptop is as responsive as a stone.)
things that i will totally do in 2018
Last year, I didn't complete a single resolution. Not. One. So I thought, hmm ... let me learn from this. Let me try to set achievable things. Let me ... WRITE THE LONGEST TO DO LIST YET!!