I think I did something wrong on my last adventure. According to my extensive research, I should have, at the very least, stumbled across a puzzle which would have led to a treasure map which would, in turn, have led me to El Dorado. This … did not happen.
THERE WERE NO DEAD BODIES
I’m not really going to complain about this, though my readings in the world of Elizabeth Peters, Agatha Christie, and Dorothy L Sayers led me to conclude that it was an inevitable fact of life:
- Gravity: what goes up must come down.
- Life: you live, you find a dead body, you solve a murder mystery.
Nope. Didn’t happen.
I saw a dead groundhog though. It was on a road. The poor thing was squished. The butler probably did it.
THERE WAS NO WHISKING OFF INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
There was no Narnia hidden in a wardrobe. Or even a kitchen cupboard. To be honest, Canada had quite enough snow to make you think ‘oh my gosh someone kill the evil witch already IT’S SO COLD’ but alas, there were no furniture gateways into other worlds.
This would probably be a good thing. In stories, what you’re supposed to do sort of falls into your lap. In actual reality, you’d probably end up working as a maid in a tavern while the prince you were supposed to save was slain by the evil tyrant you were supposed to defeat.
THERE WAS NO ROMANTIC SUB-PLOT
There was no pirate, lumberjack, detective, prince, villain-waiting-to-be-saved-by-the-love-of-a-good-woman, tormented artist, time traveler, or dinosaur trainer to sweep me off my feet.
Life is tough.
I started to develop the sneaking suspicion that book heroes (*cough* clichés *cough*) don’t actually translate well to real life. For a bookworm, this is a hard – nay, DEVASTATING – truth to face. This could mean that there are no Radcliff Emersons, Heyer leads, or Mr. Rochesters about.
But … that’s okay. It’s all okay – I didn’t solve a murder mystery. I didn’t fall into another world. I didn’t get swept off my feet by a brooding hero.
Some adventures are full to the bursting with startling events, and quick things that trip over themselves in their haste to happen (if it doesn’t rain, it pours).
… but some adventures are quiet, where no big earth-shattering events occur, but where subtle little things steal in unannounced, one after the other, building up and up and up until you look back and think yes, what an adventure that was.
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‘oh my gosh someone kill the evil witch already IT’S SO COLD’ XDDD
(Whaaat? No Heyer-leads?? :O SAY IT'S NOT SO. *cough*)
I'm glad you had a good adventure, despite such exciting things not happening. 😉
Hahahah! Thank you very much!!!!
I WANT THERE TO BE ONE SO VERY BADLY!! IF I FIND ONE I’LL SEND YOU INFORMATION 😀
I did. I really, really did.