The eyeliner is not a sword, she is not a Viking, and her waterline is no monastery full of monks.
Category: ness rambles
resolutions that we can keep
There is a difference between saying 'I'm going to swim thirty lengths at the swimming pool' and announcing 'I'm going to swim across the English Channel. Nay. THE INDIAN OCEAN!'
how to avoid distractions and write
Writing is a part of me. Like my tailbone or unibrow.
podcast // unhappy ever afters
It wasn't the worst of my ideas, but the rather incoherent enthusiasm that followed certainly proved that it wasn't one of my best, either.
narwhals are unicorns too
Occasionally I wish that I could write volumes of terribly beautiful, incredibly deep and definitely prize-winning fiction. Other times, I shrug my shoulders and write about things which amuse me.