Unfortunately, I have not been hired to be a dragon-slayer, a super spy, or a MAGNIFICENT peacock trainer. This is a tragedy.
Author: nesskingsley
things that didn’t happen on my adventure
For a bookworm, this is a hard - nay, DEVASTATING - truth to face.
dinosaur thieves playing tag [movies i’ve watched]
I'm not going to become a thief. I tried to do an escape room bank robbery once and it did not go well; they radioed in and asked if I needed a hint.
i’m not dead
I do think that buying an expensive top which pictures a cat riding a unicorn to be a good investment. Think about it; the top is clothing. Clothing stops you from being naked. BOOM. It's vital.
i have been reading disturbing things
Also, my next factual book after I finish 'The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over The World' is going to be about fish.
of words & books 