To say I've gotten rusty with my writing skills is to say that the earth is round - both are facts and both should never be debated.
Tag: life
an interview with me, myself, and i
Unfortunately, I have not been hired to be a dragon-slayer, a super spy, or a MAGNIFICENT peacock trainer. This is a tragedy.
things that didn’t happen on my adventure
For a bookworm, this is a hard - nay, DEVASTATING - truth to face.
i’m not dead
I do think that buying an expensive top which pictures a cat riding a unicorn to be a good investment. Think about it; the top is clothing. Clothing stops you from being naked. BOOM. It's vital.
how to survive without a laptop
How on earth did they survive without a laptop, you demand of Wikipedia. (Oh. Wait. You can't look up anything on Wikipedia. Your laptop is as responsive as a stone.)
of words & books 