To say I've gotten rusty with my writing skills is to say that the earth is round - both are facts and both should never be debated.
Tag: books
i’m not dead
I do think that buying an expensive top which pictures a cat riding a unicorn to be a good investment. Think about it; the top is clothing. Clothing stops you from being naked. BOOM. It's vital.
i have been reading disturbing things
Also, my next factual book after I finish 'The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over The World' is going to be about fish.
there were no dragon illustrations
Alternative title: mr darcy is a total babe.
recountings: bachelors anonymous
Indeed, if the Lady of Shalott had entered at this moment, he would have slapped her on the back and told her he knew just how she felt.
of words & books 