To say I've gotten rusty with my writing skills is to say that the earth is round - both are facts and both should never be debated.
an interview with me, myself, and i
Unfortunately, I have not been hired to be a dragon-slayer, a super spy, or a MAGNIFICENT peacock trainer. This is a tragedy.
things that didn’t happen on my adventure
For a bookworm, this is a hard - nay, DEVASTATING - truth to face.
dinosaur thieves playing tag [movies i’ve watched]
I'm not going to become a thief. I tried to do an escape room bank robbery once and it did not go well; they radioed in and asked if I needed a hint.
i’m not dead
I do think that buying an expensive top which pictures a cat riding a unicorn to be a good investment. Think about it; the top is clothing. Clothing stops you from being naked. BOOM. It's vital.
of words & books 