ness talks about life – Page 13

'Is it minus forty? HaHA! Gee! I didn't notice. This t-shirt and coat is making me feel a bit overheated actually.'

elephant thieves, adventures in grammar, and taps.

To say I've gotten rusty with my writing skills is to say that the earth is round - both are facts and both should never be debated.

Unfortunately, I have not been hired to be a dragon-slayer, a super spy, or a MAGNIFICENT peacock trainer. This is a tragedy.

For a bookworm, this is a hard - nay, DEVASTATING - truth to face.

I'm not going to become a thief. I tried to do an escape room bank robbery once and it did not go well; they radioed in and asked if I needed a hint.