This is a random compilation of facts. Because Christmas is the time for sharing.
Aristotle Humperdink Archibald the Rueful Rabbit has taken up residence in my room.
I’ve got a pile of unwrapped presents in the corner of my room. I’m doomed
Finding a new favourite author is a great thing. Finding a new favourite author is an expensive thing.
A simile is a comparison, usually with ‘like’ or ‘as’: She sings as sweetly as outraged cockerel.
A metaphor is also a comparison, but without the ‘like’ or ‘as’: His stomach was a bottomless pit.
The above facts may or may not be true. This statement could be indecisive. I’m not sure.
My writing is slow, like a glacier’s movements. SIMILE ALERT. So proud of my self.
It’s disappointing, and I’m going to fix this, but I don’t feel very Christmas-y at present.
The Christmas tree is amazing this year. I selected it.
Sleeping At Last have a Christmas album. I’m quite pleased by this fact.
Have a wonderful Christmas, my friends. May you be blessed and enjoy delicious meals and magnificent company,
like elegant swans. c’mon one last similie. Did it work? No. Oh well.