‘But’, he continued, ‘I am far too young and handsome for marriage. It is almost unethical.’
Tag: review
i really hate moors and also edward: twilight & wuthering heights
I suppose it's widely known that it is not a romance, but I hadn't expected it, you know? There's dog strangling, so. much. violence, hatred of babies (babies really suffer in this novel, you know? They're born and the characters are like WELL I HATE *THAT*), and just ... so much muchness.
oh no no, Delilah
It was an incredibly horny book that made me want to retreat into my skin like a turtle.
the curse of the pharaohs: is it a curse or is it PROPAGANDA
Emerson is accosted by a woman who believes he is her lover from a previous life. Because OF COURSE he does. It's hysterical. 10/10.
f9: a review
Everyone stares very deeply into each other's soul and it's both incredibly uncomfortable and also wonderful and I live for it.
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