the fact that I’ve yet to turn into a superhero. Wearing those suits can not be comfortable, yo!
the fact that I’m deluded enough to think that ‘yo!’ is a cool thing to say.
Classic FM (but not the adverts. I hate the adverts. I don’t want to buy cars or have landlord insurance. Nor do I want to arrange any funerals just yet, though it’s nice of you to remind me of my mortality. Thanks for that.)
dwayne johnson singing!
that i’m not an astronaut
puns. (Lots of puns.)