I'm not going to become a thief. I tried to do an escape room bank robbery once and it did not go well; they radioed in and asked if I needed a hint.
Tag: reviews
the test: a cinematic masterpiece
The scene is similar to one from a Shakespearean play or a Nicholas Spark movie, in that all three have people saying lines.
recountings: bachelors anonymous
Indeed, if the Lady of Shalott had entered at this moment, he would have slapped her on the back and told her he knew just how she felt.
recountings: LET THERE BE BLOOD!
"Tactics win battles. Strategy wins wars," I say. "Oooo. I am Reaper. God of wolves. King of strategy." Mustang pinches my cheek. "You are just too adorable.”
why i like one star reviews
DISCLAIMER BEFORE THE PITCHFORKS ARE FORKED, OR ER, PITCHED (?) IN MY DIRECTION: By 'reviewer' I do not mean 'a malicious troll'. I mean a reviewer who is stating their opinion on the book in a fair, truthful, and often amusing way. I am not a villain, cackling away behind the anonymity of a computer… Continue reading why i like one star reviews